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alt_blaise

The bandage is a nice touch, don't you think?

Like tying a bow on to catch the eye.

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alt_luna

Really, do you think so? I would have thought that if he had really wanted to catch the eye he would have made the bandage colour-shift or put spangles on it.

But then Ron Weasley isn't really the spangle type, is he?

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alt_blaise

Leave it to you, Lovegood, to imagine ways for Weasley to be even more gauche. We're all glad he doesn't consult you before he dresses.

Or does he?

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alt_pansy

Oh, and you would rather he show his healing wound? According to him, it's still oozing a bit, but you know, I'm sure he'd be accommodating to your delicate sensibilities.

But then again, red is a bit more eye-catching than white, don't you agree?

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alt_pansy

And green, well, that can be a very flattering colour to some, but we all can't pull it off nearly so well as you can.

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alt_luna

Oh no. I think he has his own personal style.

As much as any boy his age, of course. Kind of comfortable/informal.

And it sometimes involves Chudley Cannon orange.

Which might look rather nice on a bandage, come to think of it. And might go quite well with Gryffindor colours.

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alt_pansy

Orange is sort of between gold and red, isn't it?

Fire colours.

I could see it working.

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alt_sally_anne

I'm a lot better at colour-change transfiguration than I used to be, so Ron, if you WANT your bandages to be Cannons Orange I reckon I could manage it!

If you want sparkly bits you'd better talk to the Twins, though.

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alt_pansy

I think the less he plays it up, and just keeps doing what he has been, the more Zabini will look like a giant arse.

And that's always a good thing.

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alt_blaise

Of course it's oozing. Lovely description. Charming.

Of course he's playing up all the gory details.

What else would a hero do?

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alt_pansy

In fact, on that note, I'm holding off teasing him any more where others can see. Even though I'd dearly like to.

For instance, I could say to him that the size of his ego or his swollen head could've provided distraction enough, if only he hadn't been thinking about those robes of Nefertiti!

Or that if he wants a medal for standing by and doing nothing, we can certainly make one up for him.

...I could go on.

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alt_pansy

Hence the need for.... a bandage.

From:

alt_pansy

Couldn't help myself!

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alt_blaise

What's flattering is a matter of opinion, isn't it, rather?

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alt_blaise

You are being gullible, Parks.

The bandage is needed so we don't all see that there's nothing to see.

'Oozing' is the same thing.

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alt_ron

Ha.

Don't feel like you have to stop!

From:

alt_neville

Oh, and where did all the BLOOD come from that was all over my robes and Parkinson's robes?

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alt_neville

Arse.

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alt_gredforge

Why Neville, old boy. We didn't know you had it in you.

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alt_neville

Well, I AM a Gryffindor.

Still, I put the insult under the lock.

I keep telling Sally-Anne that 'Gryffindor' doesn't always mean stupid.

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alt_pansy

Okay, what about this?

How about you take lessons from your girlfriend on how to be gracious?

Or...

Ron would've graciously let you jump right in, but he noticed you were too busy examining your nails.

Or...

It's such an insult! How dare Ron bleed like that! Honestly. I know how sensitive you are about blood.

Or...

It's a good thing you didn't sprain anything just standing there.

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alt_pansy

Haha, what about this?

Next time you need a plaster, we'll be sure to throw you a parade. Would that make you feel better?

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alt_pansy

How about you sit in on COMC this afternoon, so you can get your chance to be a hero?

I hear that hippogriffs just love it when you roll your eyes at them.

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alt_pansy

I think if I giggle any harder I'm going to pee

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alt_sally_anne

So go to the loo and then come back and write more!

From:

alt_pansy

Oh! Oh!

Maybe you could get your mum to marry the Hippogriff! Then it'd just keel right over!

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alt_pansy

Haven't you heard? Bandages are the latest in fashion accessories.

In a month, we'll all be sporting one.

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alt_pansy

Watch out! I've heard a combination of big head and thin skin can be fatal!

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alt_pansy

You were being such a good friend, sticking your thumb up your arse while Draco was in mortal danger, that Ron just couldn't take it any more! Your devotion was just too much to handle!

He wasn't trying to save Draco, he was trying to end it all so that he wouldn't have to spend another minute basking in the overwhelming presence of you.

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alt_pansy

Hey, Percy, if you've lost that stick up your arse, I think I know who found it!

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alt_pansy

Oh, Blaise... pretending to be a man at that little butterbeer party of yours will only get you so far.

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alt_blaise

Oh, I never said the blood wasn't real.

But that was yesterday, and I respect Madam Pomfrey's skills enough to really doubt there's anything worth parading around under all that wrapping.

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alt_ron

Heh.

Thanks, Nev.

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alt_pansy

Oooh, haven't you heard, though? There's a free bandage giveaway going on in the Infirmary! She's just passing them out to anybody! If you hurry, you can get one, but she might run out soon.